- Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it.
- It was passed by a Congress that hasn't read it.
- Congress will be exempt from the plan.
- It will be signed by a president who smokes.
- It will be funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes.
- It will beoverseen by a surgeon general who is obese.
- And it will be financed by a country that is broke.
What could possibly go wrong?