Our Dear Leader Will Address School Kids Sept. 8

You may wish to keep your children out of school on September 8 in Protest.
Source: http://www.ed.gov/admins/lead/academic/bts.html

Keep your kids out of school on this date as a protest. This is the first step in indoctrinating your kids in the Cult of Personality of Our Beloved Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, the most merciful, Lion of the Masses, Protector of the Common Man and Omnipotent Parental Figure. The U.S. Department of Education, apparently with the expanded role of overtly propagandizing America's youngsters, has thoughtfully prepared "learning materials" for teachers to use in preparation for this historic and truly unprecedented event. They have been very thorough, preparing "Classroom Materials" in two separate packages, one directed at children "preK-6, the other of students in grades 7-12. Note: "preK-6" implies that the Dear Beloved Leader anticipates his message being broadcast to pre-kindergarten children.